carl-182's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Red Soviet]

great,

dude,
this is just great, its not about the flash, its about the man the flash is about. If this is about a real person or directed at a real person. Thats fucking awesome. The best way to insult some one is to do it all over the internet, then go to school, show everybody, and than have someone he doesnt even know come up to him and say "I heard u have a bent penis" then watch him slink away as a crowd grows around him and chant about his bent phallus. Anyway, its awesome.

[Nutcracker Suite Vol. 1]

it caused orgasm after orgasm after orgasm

as I said before it cause orgasm after orgasm mafter orgasm, the I cleaned my mess up... then one more orgasm. So good u should have a warning that it might cause spontanious erections, protection is advised. The charachters were very charming and almost too humanlike. The sounds was great I especially like the opening song by At the Drive-in. I cant wait till volume two. And I anyone doesnt like this movie. Ol' senior ball licker can come to my door and Ill take kik his balls so hard that he will choke on his balls, and then die from asphiziation on his own three testicals.

[Matrix Training Day]

Good attempt, but it licked balls

I really hated this toon. It had nothing to do with the matrix made no sense and was really boring. But, the animation wasn't to bad, and it preobaly took along time to do. I have no suggestions for you, it was just bad. I hope your next toon it better.

-kyle

itsmebond007 responds:

err ...thnx??? that matrix part was about he going in a matrix sim and all

[stt: give girls an orgasm]

Not as orgasmic as advertised

I'm not against poorly drawn cartoons, sometimes they can be very effective. But, they have to be funny to be worth watching. This had an interesting premise but it was poorly executed. Their was no style, horrible sound (cause there is none) and half a laugh at best. I just couldn't relate to these charachters, and the situations they were in. Next time try to add some sound, and use some better animation. Maybe make it a little longer. Good luck on your next cartoon.